WTF THE CRAP JUST {HAPPENED|TOOK PLACE?

I just watched something so outrageous that my mind are officially fried. {Seriously|Honestly, I'm not even sure what to do. Did I {justhallucinate this? Or is the world positively losing its marbles? This {whole thing|situation just feels like a horrible {dream|nightmare that I can't {wake up from|escape. The heck The Fuck Are You Talking? List